Buddy brought his dog to the beach. Sign says "No dogs on beach". The Barrie lifeguards are in zombieland, paying no attention. The dog was off the leash running around, sniffing people and peeing. The owner made a feeble attempt to call back his dog. This went on for half an hour. (No the peeing, just the chasing around).
Why do people bring their dog to the beach? It's kinda hot. I'm sure the dog isn't happy. For sure the beach people don't want a dog sniffing their faces. So the only person enjoying "the dog at the beach" is the owner. Swell.
HEY YOU - LEAVE YOUR NICE DOG AT HOME, WHERE IT'S COMFORTABLE.
Why do people feed seagulls? We all agree the birds are "trash-birds". They eat garbage. They fly in flocks and they poop all over. ALL OVER!
Random people are tossing cheesies out on the sand, feeding an army of scavenger seagulls, that take massive dumps during take-off. That must be why people bring tents to the beach.
HEY YOU - STOP FEEDING YOUR FAT FOOD TO THE GULLS!
What a lovely day. Squalking, fat seagulls eating and pooping; dogs running rampant sniffing and peeing and the Barrie lifeguards are - well, doing nothing. Thanks for enforcing the rules so we can all have a nice day.
Nice.
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